CAMERON -- we'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

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Chocolate, got it. Funny they don't like pumpkin, oh well! And experimenting seems like something a pan would appreciate indeed. This should be a very proper memorial! I wonder what the rules are to setting a fire on the Hogwart's grounds...hmm.

You'd think my 'wing woman' as you say would be nicer to not put me off a broom so often. That would in exchange mean less bludgers smacking across her frame as I am rather quick with those. Not that either of us would give away anything to the other side of course. That goes without saying. Besides, secret crushes? Except for one cup of hot chocolate in the kitchens last January I promised to cherish forever, I don't think I've had any to begin with...

Oh heavens no! I can't even imagine what it would be like to marry you! Loose bludgers in the house and broken oil lamps from your cornering the living room. We'd only ever be able to buy unbreakably charmed items and cushions all over the walls like a mad house! Although the sex would be worth it, I don't think we would be happy unless out on a broom. And I've never thought a broom built for two was a good idea.

Besides, I think you would have to keep your hands off my stick. ( pa-da-dum-ching )

Cam

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[DANY BEAK HYUN JUNG]

Cameron,
What's so appealing about pumkins aside from the fact that they are great decorations on halloween's day. And experiments are not for the pans. They are for you. my dad wants to hear your opinions. So... if you die, I will miss you. And maybe we should burry them instead?

Oh, the "wing woman" says that she'll appreciate it if you stop rambling on and on, over and over again, about some of her embarrassing memories that happened a hundred years ago. And just to let you know, Vincent and I make quite a great team. Chances are that you will not get to smack me so often this year. Okay, maybe not your secret crushes, alright? Sometimes I ask myself why I've been telling you almost everything in my life.

Ewww! I don't want to hear your opinions about sex! This is why we will never work! And by the way, I'm not that horrible, thank you. At least I can clean the house. Oh, the idea of a broomstick for two sounds great. Perhaps we should work on it?

Shut up.

D.B.

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D,
OMM!* Have you never had chocolate chip pumpkin brownies?? Those are the bomb, I'll get our cook to send me with some. ...your father wants me to try something? Have I been that bad an influence that he is trying to poison me or something? I don't know why he would be getting me to try-- have you been talking about me and food? And I thought we would burn something as part of the tribute to the pan, but if you wanna bury them instead we can do that.

Hey now! I've not told anyone anything you told me to keep quiet, ever. I can hardly be blamed for events which happen in front of other, or even the ones that happen in full view of the entire school. And we shall see, oh Dubious Hopeful one, how the season proceeds! I for one just hope my newest moves confound everyone cause I already know the new bat holster works Maybe if you are extra sweet to me when your beaters start talking about it I'll consider making a few for you.

Consider. That's a nice sounding word, you know?

We've known each other long enough to know habits, darling. As for cleaning that's easy; nail everything down in the home and use a pack spell. Easy peasy. Do you realize how unwieldy a broomstick like that would be? The extra weight, thickness of the wood-- do you really think that would be marketable?

Make me.

Cam

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*Oh My Merlin

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Cameron,
No I haven't. I had nightmares about being eaten by a pumkin when I was five. See, childhood trauma has a great impact on me! And erm...I think I have told him everything about you, not just you and food. Like, how you broke up with your ex's, and the times you tried to smack me on the Quidditch Pitch, and the day we skipped classes together. Things like that. My dad just smiled.

Oh yeah... that is enough to get you killed, eh? Hahaha. I'll miss you, sweetie. And cool, we'll bury them near the Black Lake then.

Oh please, you and your big mouth. I mean literally big mouth! You just speak at the top of your voice whenever you bring up those embarrassing memories of mine. Right, you're so secretive.

Ah, now you're talking about the terms and conditions to get to possess your new bat holster? Define "sweet" then I may consider being extra sweeter to you. True, consider is a fascinating word.

Fine, cleaning is not that hard. Okay, if no one wants to marry me, I will cling to you and haunt you for the rest of your life. There will be no need for me to be your wife; in fact, I will be the pain in the neck to your wife, whoever she might be. How does that sound?

The market is unpredictable. It can't be said that we have no chance of succeeding.

Do I have to kiss you to make you shut up?

D.B.

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D,
...Seems you would welcome the change to eat them instead in a fitting revenge. Okay, I'll hoard those for myself. 'Everything?' Surely you don't mean the pickles. Please tell me you didn't tell him about those. Oh Merlin... Yeah, the pickles might get me killed someday. That's it, you have to eat half of each one with me, damnitall.

Secretive? You may it sound like no one was there in potions class. It's hardly a secret when there are half our yearmates in there, love, sorry to burst your bubble.

Oh no way! The whole thing loses it's charm and sweetness if I define it! It has to be spontaneous from you to be classified as 'sweet.' So polish up the charm and plan to be inventive, but if it involves pain or discomfort for me (hmm maybe I'd better add mud-tossed, Peeves-inflicted, or anything involving a trip to the infirmary to this) it doesn't count as sweet from my perspective. You're smart, I know you get the general idea here.

*Oh no I couldn't force you into such a situation! I want my kids to have playmates after all so I'd better start finding you a husband to be sure. I'll make up an ad right now for the guys' bathroom stalls. I've heard that's the best place to advertise for getting couples together. Any particular phrasing you want or shall I go with what I think best? Oh you're right, I am very trustworthy, I'll just go ahead and print up a good dozen.

Course I'll have to use some permanent sticky charms; it's amazing what guys will do with pictures of girls. We'll have you a bunch of possible candidates in no time, just watch!

Um... Is that a threat or a promise?

Cam

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Cameron,
Well...yeah, everything. But I think I might have focused on pickles a little too much. My dad doesn't like pickles as well. He was amused to know that you and he share the shame hatred for them. Wait, the great Cameron is telling me he's afraid of Gimbap? I forgot what I was about to say. Oh, right!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Damn it, Cam!

Okay, then I think it's best you not define it. I guess I enjoy throwing pain and discomfort your way too much to be considered "sweet" by you. But I'm pretty sure you'll let me use that maybe-brilliant-but-who-knows, unliscensed bat holster of yours anyway. Nowhere can you find a braver person than I am.

I already know that your kids will be bad influences to mine. And no thank you, Dany Beak doesn't need a man, you can find a husband for yourself. Ewww! Really, Cam? You can't think of any other places to hang my picture? Somewhere people have to wear clothes? And since when do I trust you?

Oh, I hope those permanent sticky charms work on flesh, too. Because I'm going to stick pickles to your face. And they'll stay there, for good.

Do you feel threatened?

D.B.

@shava4

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D,
Well at least then I know the food won't be pickled. If that's supposed to be an odd sort of comfort, thanks. Gimbap? What the Merlin is a Gimbap and why would I be scared of it?

You are so weird sometimes I swear!

Was that supposed to be charming? You have a very odd way of looking at things then. I guess I shouldn't be surprised; except for surprise tackles, I've never known you to be affectionate. Probably too many discussions of how one of us is going to pummel the other in the next game; a shame! I have it on good faith from several girls that I am more then just fun to be close to.

Sheesh! You need to learn more about speed, I've already got about thirty of the things printed out. And it's such a good picture of you too! And what do you mean Ew? We need to find you a guy whose thinking with the second brain and the bathroom is very popular for that sort of thing. I mean, I guess if not there I could sticky them to the underside of the canopy's in the dorm. That will always be a popular place for exercising their imaginations...

Don't worry, I'll save you one. You'll be swimming in guy's attentions very soon!

Fortunately that charm doesn't work that way.It'd be easy enough to get rid of them anyway even if they did, but since the pickle incident had nothing to do with being afraid of them I don't see how you think that a threat.

Kissing however could be. Aggressive kissers could be quite intimidating I would think.

Cam

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