Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2014 22:23:14 GMT -5
sebastian owen ackles
CANON OR ORIGINAL: original
AGE: twenty
FACE CLAIM: samuel larsen
YEAR: none
HOUSE: slytherin alumni
OCCUPATION: dervish and banges curse breaker
knight bus assistant
BLOOD TYPE: Halfblood
WAND TYPE: thirteen inches, thestral tail hair, snakewood
PETS: husky, named kit
ABILITIES: full werewolf
freestyle
This interview is being recorded, and may be given as evidence if your case is brought to trial.
My role today is to interview you in relation to the offense you've been arrested for. I will be making notes during the interview purely for my reference.
Can you give your full name please.
Sebastian Owen Ackles. And no, I'm not part of the Ackles that you're thinking of.
Your date of birth.
I'm twenty years old, so normally that would mean I was born twenty years ago. August 13th.
Just answer the questions as I ask them, Mr. Ackles. Now, can you tell me anything about your family life?
If I lied before, is that going to be held against me? Alright, alright, look. Everybody knows about the Ackles estate. My old man - Mr. Moneybags, himself - owns a lot of property, and controls a lot of people in the ministry. But if you really want to get to know who Alistair Ackles really is, check his wrist. Tell him you got that tip from his sweet little boy, Seb. He'll love that. Mum? She ain't all that better. Marissa Pond's from the other side of the tracks. She's a muggle, and makes her living in a bedroom. Well, bedrooms. Which she then uses to buy crack and weed. Oops, did I just say that? Better send my love when you see her, too then.
As you might've guessed by now, I wasn't exactly a "pleasant" surprise. Nah, dad didn't even know about me until it came time for the monthly child support check. Mum decided she would give me his last name in hopes to milk all she could from it. Didn't really work. Spent a lot of my childhood growing up in different motel rooms.
Yeah, I got a few siblings, but they don't know me. They used to live in the playboy mansion with dad. He's got a new girlfriend every week, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't admire his game.
How'd you end up at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Mom freaked when she found out I was a wizard, that's for sure. I don't think she even knew my dad was. When that happened, she tried to give me to dad, and be rid of me. I was only spending her hard earned money, after all. That worked for a little while, Dad even tried to get me introduced to society, but kept me hidden in his poolhouse. Didn't last long though - I was already damaged goods. I guess you know what comes next. Yep, foster care. I didn't know they had wizard foster care, but there I was. When I got my letter to Hogwarts, well... it was an escape of sorts.
Do you want to tell us about your little "problem"?
Yeah, yeah. It happened during summer of third year. I was making it in with some of my fellow snakes, and went to stay with one of them for a week. His family was in with some retired Death Eaters, among them that lunatic Fenrir Greyback. I heard he's been locked up since, but at the time, he would have his... fits. I happened to be in the brunt of one, and bada-bing, bada-boom. Now I've got a time of the month like a goddamn chick.
Do you know why we arrested you?
Yeah, I know exactly why I got caught. I don't regret that girl. She deserved what she got, dangling herself in front of me like that. And I would do it again, given the chance.
Sebastian Ackles, you're under the arrest for the murder of Eliza Beatrice Croft.
My role today is to interview you in relation to the offense you've been arrested for. I will be making notes during the interview purely for my reference.
Can you give your full name please.
Sebastian Owen Ackles. And no, I'm not part of the Ackles that you're thinking of.
Your date of birth.
I'm twenty years old, so normally that would mean I was born twenty years ago. August 13th.
Just answer the questions as I ask them, Mr. Ackles. Now, can you tell me anything about your family life?
If I lied before, is that going to be held against me? Alright, alright, look. Everybody knows about the Ackles estate. My old man - Mr. Moneybags, himself - owns a lot of property, and controls a lot of people in the ministry. But if you really want to get to know who Alistair Ackles really is, check his wrist. Tell him you got that tip from his sweet little boy, Seb. He'll love that. Mum? She ain't all that better. Marissa Pond's from the other side of the tracks. She's a muggle, and makes her living in a bedroom. Well, bedrooms. Which she then uses to buy crack and weed. Oops, did I just say that? Better send my love when you see her, too then.
As you might've guessed by now, I wasn't exactly a "pleasant" surprise. Nah, dad didn't even know about me until it came time for the monthly child support check. Mum decided she would give me his last name in hopes to milk all she could from it. Didn't really work. Spent a lot of my childhood growing up in different motel rooms.
Yeah, I got a few siblings, but they don't know me. They used to live in the playboy mansion with dad. He's got a new girlfriend every week, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't admire his game.
How'd you end up at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Mom freaked when she found out I was a wizard, that's for sure. I don't think she even knew my dad was. When that happened, she tried to give me to dad, and be rid of me. I was only spending her hard earned money, after all. That worked for a little while, Dad even tried to get me introduced to society, but kept me hidden in his poolhouse. Didn't last long though - I was already damaged goods. I guess you know what comes next. Yep, foster care. I didn't know they had wizard foster care, but there I was. When I got my letter to Hogwarts, well... it was an escape of sorts.
Do you want to tell us about your little "problem"?
Yeah, yeah. It happened during summer of third year. I was making it in with some of my fellow snakes, and went to stay with one of them for a week. His family was in with some retired Death Eaters, among them that lunatic Fenrir Greyback. I heard he's been locked up since, but at the time, he would have his... fits. I happened to be in the brunt of one, and bada-bing, bada-boom. Now I've got a time of the month like a goddamn chick.
Do you know why we arrested you?
Yeah, I know exactly why I got caught. I don't regret that girl. She deserved what she got, dangling herself in front of me like that. And I would do it again, given the chance.
Sebastian Ackles, you're under the arrest for the murder of Eliza Beatrice Croft.
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