Post by Five-Headed Dragon on Jul 11, 2014 12:46:22 GMT -5
"PROFESSOR, THOMAS IS ON FIRE AGAIN!"
Recently discovered that you can shoot laser-beams out of your eyes? Seeing your dead mother's ghost? Maybe you're tired of being bullied because of your six heads? You'll find everything you're looking for right at Spectracy Academy. But, if you're expecting an actual education or tea and little finger-sandwiches in the common room, you won't find it here. This is a school for real people... and other various species.
Is it really a good idea to mix werecats with werewolves? Do vampires really make a suitable boyfriend for your daughter? The place is littered with creatures of all kinds. I think there might even be a mermaid teaching the new culinary class. But, hey, at least we keep things interesting, which is more than we can say for those species-ist private schools everywhere else.
Spectracy Academy has it all. Vampires gone postal, werewolves with bad table manners, an evil librarian
Come join us...